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New layout [
September 21st, 2006 • 10:38pm
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[ mood | artistic ]

It's late, but I took a nap so I'm not tired. I made a new layout, the graphics are kind of lame cause their self made, and I did them in like 6 seconds. I'll make it better later. I have so much U.S. homework to finish, but he's not going to check tomorrow so I'm not even gonna bother. I want to go dance or something. But like ballroom, cause thats really sexy. Fuck that freakdancing crap. I mean c'mon, what is so hot about having sex with your clothes on? You just look like a pregnant whore if you do that. Speaking of dancing, I'm advertising now, I need a date for formal and prom. So if you wanna have a good time, I'm accepting applications now. Humanitarian Club meets mondays in P1604. So yeah thats the scoop.

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September 19th, 2006 • 3:24pm
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Erin actually reads this crap, she's my hero, and if i wasnt lazy, she would be in my hero's section on myspace. I am a sloth eating frozen raspberries. Howard didnt talk today, it was a freaking miracle. SO yeah, in art history i get to study naked sculptures. Its kind of weird though, in alot of the greek ones, the men's testicles are bigger than their penises. Quite disturbing actually. So yeah, the chinese kids and I are trying to go to RHPS in Hollywood should be a ball, that is if the rents will let me go to hollywood at midnight...
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Diet time? [
September 18th, 2006 • 7:18pm
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[ mood | fat ]

So yeah, I was hanging out with Lexaburr in Miller's room, like always. I went to go sit down on that random brown chair behind his desk, and the leg broke off. I thought it was really funny because he had just made fun of me for being fat. So yeah, I was embarrassed. I should become anorexic, that would teach him not to make fun of me. On another diet related note, I realized that the Ancient Greeks probablly had the right idea about body image. I mean, Aphrodite had flabby arms, and Nike had some pretty thick thighs, and all of them had some belly pooch. I dig that, if the ancient greeks think a little junk in the trunk was sexy, why can't modern people?

Bringing this entry full circle, I vote for a return of humanistic ideals. Thanks Miller.

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super sexy grammar warrior [
September 16th, 2006 • 9:13pm
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[ mood | nerdy ]

The Elements of Style is a surprizingly good read. Actually I find it rather interesting, then again, I'm a Grammar Warrior... Actually I think it's definately going to help my writing. I even know which "its/it's" to use now. I also came into posession of Ultra-Metabolism, though not being a literary masterpeice, is exciting. Not only am I going to be a writing prodigy, but Im going to be thin and sexy to boot. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Bono. Next on my list of books to purchase, The MLA Handbook, and Sinclair's The Jungle. I L.O.V.E books.

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Narrative [
September 15th, 2006 • 10:43pm
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[ mood | anxious ]

Here I was, on the brink, my life all but waiting to begin. All I needed was a leap of faith, another cliche to inspire me. It got the best of me. I couldnt do it. How can I stand to face rejection for the biggest decision of my life? The bi-monthly college related anxeity had begun, again. At 16 I could be classified the most hypertensive person I know. Such is the curse of motivation and desire. Many are the times I wish I could lapse into a state of apathy, a mediocrity so typical of today's youth, a general disregard for the future. Such desire even creates more tension within me. A general aire of failure fills my head. Im struck to silence and everything seems ominous.

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